Fire alarms
When we bought our house (almost 2 years ago) one of the first things we did was install an alarm. During that process we agreed to install a monitored fire alarm as part of the system as well. All was good until yesterday, about midday I received a phone call from my monitoring company notifying me that my house is on fire and that fire brigade has been dispatched!
No need to say that both me and Lukas got home in record time, swapping stories about bonfires in the room lit by our proficient cats, electrical fires in the study (it would have to be a really big fire by then as the smoke detector is in the corridor outside the study and we ALWAYS close the door…) and wondering how much the bill for the fire brigade will be (note: you get 2 free callouts per year, after that its $1000. Yes, one thousand dollars.)
Turning into our street we almost crashed into the fire brigade - leaving. We couldn’t smell any smoke so we hailed them and asked what happened - apparently nothing. After a couple of minutes staring into windows and listening for “signs of fire”, those nice firemen decided not to force entry and just leave. It turned out to be a false alarm and the service guy didn’t find anything but advised us to turn off our automatic fly sprayer “just in case”. We did.
It didn’t help. We got another falsie at 4am this morning. This time we disconnected the smoke detector. We want to keep our second free call out for a while.